From Our Own Correspondent
Oct 24th, 1998 | By Editor | Category: Feature, Issue 10, Volume 1Scepticism was voiced at the detailed article on “faery shrimp” that recently appeared in the local press. Indeed a poll of the area has failed to turn up a single local who has ever spotted any shrimp in the waterlogged hoof prints of ponies – iridescent or otherwise. It would also seem unlikely that a creature with multiple erectory organs would also live with the inconvenience of having its dual bladder outlets emptying themselves somewhere behind its ears. Pull the other one Mr. Cochand!! or take more water with it!!