Massive Greek Portico Planned
Dec 4th, 1999 | By Editor | Category: Feature, Issue 61, Volume 1‘Big John’ Newton MBE plans a classical Greek portico with Doric columns for the old Blissford Tomb entrance at Thyme Cottage. Agents are scouring the grey markets for scantily clad, armless marble women. “It will certainly draw attention from the Darnley Memorial!” Big John M.B.E. huffed. Maureen admitted shed originally thought it was just going to be a cattle grid so she could go shopping without taking a gate opener with her and accepts the acquisition of a dishwasher may have left Big John with too much free time. Squire Richardson is reexamining the facade at modest Yewhurst Manor and the Chicken Supremo (pining) has ordered a 40 metre column with a statue of the Colonel (surrounded by voluptuaries) on top. Keith and Leslie have been looking at Corinthian.