It has been brought to the attention of the Editorial Staff that despite the obvious distress it causes both our Foreign Correspondent from Hungerford and the Reclusive Web Genius (RWG); last weeks B.V. returned to its eccentric dating and numbering deviance, albeit, only as to date on this occasion.

It is proposed that an undated and un-numbered edition be prepared in tandem for the sensitive and afflicted for whom this causes dysfunction.

Speaking of which do both these exalted persons in the Vale hierarchy still exist?

There has been parlous little news from Hungerford and absolutely no sign of activity on the official Website, relied on by millions of readers across the web since the fall of Bagdad.

There has in fact been an official query from Dave at Treetops about recent news on the Website (once the finest available) and chagrin from Jon who attempted to email it and was told it did not exist as an address.