Floor loading problems suspected.

It must have been wild! A startled guest, momentarily confused by seeing the editor out of his mileu and interrogated at Waitrose ( he wishes to be nameless), at first could not remember the evening at all ( or intended to proffer an alibi) and when the light dawned, he recollected the curious sorting arrangements whereby he was sequestered in a beautiful room with Busy Issy, Steely Steve and Claire (three times winner of the Perpetual Bonfire Award). He could give no explanation.

Apparently these guests were rewarded by Mummy Bunny (back from her travels, a jaunty Wilts and Dorset cap rakishly perched on her bouffant) ) with first go at the hot horses doovers. They were delighted with the attention and space to breathe. But why?

Another possibility is that Eloise may have been modelling silky underthings purchased in the exclusive ‘Whoopee’ boutique in Megeve using an assumed name; and ‘delicate’ guests were spared the excitement.

No news of Terence?