Letters
Sep 19th, 2009 | By Editor | Category: Issue 516, Volume 7Dear Ed,
There are Sloes, but I am worried that there aren’t many. I know last year that there were injuries at the Co-OP when the Seville oranges went on sale and the Homemade Marmalade Brigade panicked at the thought there might not be enough to go around and rushed the fruit section.
Mrs. Serto was quite rudely forced into a pile of over ripe courgettes and the resultant slippery mess caused a couple of falls
in the slime.
So I’d like to know if its safe to go in to buy my bottle of Co-Op gin? For the competition! Or are those bright young things still busy with wheelbarrows?
(name withheld)