And perhaps a further fictional letter…
Oct 10th, 2009 | By Editor | Category: Issue 519, Volume 7Dear Sir,
I was enjoying an end of summer picnic with a couple of friends last Monday, topping up on the all over tan, when we had something of a shock. A middle aged man ran the undergrowth through carrying a compass and a map.  Has anyone else spotted this mad man or have other nature lovers been disturbed by him? Do we really want the New Forest to be turned into some sort of athletic practice ground?