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Blissford was fully represented last week-end at the splendid parade of Beavers, Cubs and Scouts through downtown Ringwood. The Cubs were moved to shout a cheery hello to the High Sheriff, spotted in Market Square, holding up traffic in her official capacity as the marching band, “Stanley¹s Own¹ from Copnor; led the 400 youth through [...]
At last Arial is no longer a beached whale. On Friday she gave birth to twins, Porgy and Bess. Mother and children doing well. The older lambs are now out in the field, when it is not raining that is. Mums do not like the children getting rained on. They have a bale of hay [...]
From Your Foreign Correspondent
As almost the entire community sits entranced by the silver words of Maggot Our Very Own MP, in live Q&A at the Hall (you did go, didn’t you?) YFC, being left alone, takes a quiet moment to consider a problem of great and immediate significance.
I mentioned last time the appearance of [...]
The Barren ghosts are said to be the last of a breed fun fayre operators, unable to reproduce. The maniacal cackle of the steam calliope can be heard on Lady¹s Day, and the smell of spun sugar is a sure harbinger of their presence. It certainly gets Buffy barking! They are generally reckoned harmless, but [...]
Floor loading problems suspected.
It must have been wild! A startled guest, momentarily confused by seeing the editor out of his mileu and interrogated at Waitrose ( he wishes to be nameless), at first could not remember the evening at all ( or intended to proffer an alibi) and when the light dawned, he recollected the [...]
Midwives were busy last week-end as the lambing season in Blissford got into full swing. Three new in the Blissford flock.
Remarked the Fully Dressed Chef, a vision of demi-mondaine chic; as she and the Squire swept off to an evening at Mottisfont. The highlight at Brook Farm was the formal Cockerle Gifting ceremony, which according to local tradition must take place with all incomers. The elegant Chicken Supremo had come with an equally elegant Thai [...]
Further to assertions made in this week’s Blissford Voice about the lack of recent correspondence from the RWG, my client would like to assure the the good vale folk of Greater Blissford that he just living up to the “reclusive” nature that his name suggests. He is also keen to remind readers that any emails [...]
Apparently there is great deal of interest locally in cooking with tractors. Now of course it will be difficult to give recipes suitable for all makes, but certainly these broad principles will work with the major brands like John Deere, Massey Ferguson and Fordson. You will need:
some swarfega, the big tub with the pump, as [...]