Thomas has calculated that we are up to our 100th edition and a grand gala celebration is proposed on Thursday October 5th in the staff canteen at the Forester’s. Mingling from 7:00 and orders by 7:30 if possible. Numbers and Nominations for awards to the Editor when convenient.

This week sees the publication of the last BV this century and of Volume 1. With the publication of two special editions to span the festive season, readers our promised a new century, a new BV Volume 2, and a fantastic new look. Watch this space!

The Disseminator will be moved to Post Box Cottage for the festive season, so those seeking their news or wishing to leave copy should take note. Caution should attend anyone tarrying at the Post Box corner as the High Sheriffs eccentric herding techniques sometimes leave bystanders either at risk or exhausted. Favourite cousin Emilyn Claide [...]

Sir,
I wish to enquire on the current circulation figures, as careful study of recent issues throw up some alarming discrepancies. In Issue 57 the circulation rises to 19 only fall again with Issue 58. Can it be that someone has found the BV not to their liking. I can hardly bare to believe it. Perhaps [...]

There will be no BV from these premises between December 17th and January 4th, so our Diarist asks that Readers keep notes so no details are lost of the everyday travails of Blissford folk facing the Y2K!

Lightlands Aquaduck!

Unable to collect the B.V. until Sunday, we removed it from its tube, returned home, made ourselves coffee and sat down to read – but on unrolling our treasure we found that it had been edited – a very beautiful snail had devoured large selections of local news and was now sleeping on it. Does [...]

Engaging fish person, Fiona McDonald, an icon of High Blissford, has contacted the B.V, on the Internet joining Bracken Cottage and Hen Haven.