There is a growing band of evidence to suggest that the BV Disseminator was raided last week-end. Two readers have reported that all the tubes were empty by late Sunday. Mad A had a bath with no giggles as result. Kate has offered to turn Blissford’s massive CCTV cameras on the Darnley Memorial and the [...]

Izzy was innocently collecting her BV from the Darnley Memorial when a man in a range rover stopped. He seemed concerned so Izzy explained. He was extremely relieved as he had been afraid it was the arrival of the Klu Klux Klan and the green raincoat a sacrifice! (I suspect he was so dazzled by [...]

Unable to collect the B.V. until Sunday, we removed it from its tube, returned home, made ourselves coffee and sat down to read – but on unrolling our treasure we found that it had been edited – a very beautiful snail had devoured large selections of local news and was now sleeping on it. Does [...]