Blissfords most eligible single has been seen with Clive, fingers interlocked, moony-eyed and giggly. He denied being a state registered chiropodist from New Zealand and revealed that he was in fact from North Hampshire and involved in oil. He did not appear to be Scottish (or Texan). It must be serious as they had been [...]

First announcement of a new competition for the BV
Ftfv is getting a new German Shepherd puppy on Sunday – name the dog (and save it from being named with some awful invention of Fiona’s. I mean, anyone who can call a horse Cyril ….. needs some help in choosing names…..)
Entries as soon as possible to [...]

The Daily Telegraph reports that Dr. Fiona Macdonald has developed a new product for removing lice from salmon, and a Cornish sample has shown it excellent for humans as well! It contains none of the dangerous sheep dip chemicals (organo-phosphates), and is made from the processed pulp of citrus fruit. “Our work with fish was [...]

Residents of Lower Blissford have been hoarding mulch as news of famous vet, Dr. FTFVs departure for Victoria, B.C. has been disseminated. Local salmon have breathed a sigh of relief!