The Colonel has departed his blown hideaway, in the Western Slopes of the Blue Mountains for a short sojourn with friends at Samford, about 50ks. NW of Brisbane. Return to the blown hideaway is expected late Monday. Peace negotiations are believed to be in hand for the following week, and avenue is being arranged by [...]
Where is the Colonel?
News just in. Out of concern for the Colonels safety, reporting restrictions were in place during his incarceration at the secret hide away in the Australian outback.
Two Caucasian females were seen speeding away from the Colonels hidden retreat in the early (would have been early but one is a decidedly slow starter) [...]
The Colonel having slipped away from the Sydney suburbs has found a haven on the fringes of the outback, and a few intelligence reports are being assessed. Some facts that have been cleared by the censors.
The settlement that is giving sanctuary is so quiet that the noise of washing dishes after 8p.m., where all windows [...]
The multitude of well wishers that gather annually at Kingsford Smith Airport were once again disappointed and unable to catch a single glimpse of the Colonel as he slipped through their midst, unrecogniseable, with his hair dyed grey, wearing scuffed shoes, and no tie! It is believed he had friends (unlikely) waiting with their Pajero [...]