Issue 10

Possible Mink Spotting

Oct 24th, 1998 | By Editor | Category: Issue 10, Volume 1

Jude thinks she saw a mink but is not positive. It was dark, and slinky but may have been a rabbit.



Fencing Spectacular Continues

Oct 24th, 1998 | By Editor | Category: Issue 10, Volume 1

The Blissford finalists in the World Fencing Championships (to be held Down Under) were out again yesterday, Chris quite natty in his tailored jodphurs while Kate was a bit of fashion item in her Kiss Me Quick hat adjusted to a rakish angle. The Admirable Nelson was about as was Malcs new dog, as this [...]



Water Board Called In

Oct 24th, 1998 | By Editor | Category: Issue 10, Volume 1

The road valve seems to have failed for the Explorer Chicken Centre water point and after informing B & H, they sent a man who thoughtfully sprayed the valve blue. The New Blue Valve can now be enjoyed by all those passing Brook Farm.



Fish Vet on Net

Oct 24th, 1998 | By Editor | Category: Issue 10, Volume 1

Engaging fish person, Fiona McDonald, an icon of High Blissford, has contacted the B.V, on the Internet joining Bracken Cottage and Hen Haven.



From Our Own Correspondent

Oct 24th, 1998 | By Editor | Category: Feature, Issue 10, Volume 1

Scepticism was voiced at the detailed article on “faery shrimp” that recently appeared in the local press. Indeed a poll of the area has failed to turn up a single local who has ever spotted any shrimp in the waterlogged hoof prints of ponies – iridescent or otherwise. It would also seem unlikely that a [...]



Resident Chooks

Oct 24th, 1998 | By Editor | Category: Issue 10, Volume 1

The resident Chooks at the Hen Haven have been delighted to be able to treat themselves to a selection of patisserie over the last few days and have been much enjoying traditional afternoon tea, rather than their usual “corn with everything” fare. This peak in their standard of living has been achieved by their thoughtful [...]



No Warlocks Warning

Oct 24th, 1998 | By Editor | Category: Issue 10, Volume 1

Its official as John and Debbie declare Post Box Cottage a no go zone for all but Pixies, faerie shrimp, panto cows, clowns, vampires, ghouls and tramps. Apparently just witches and warlocks are not welcome.