Blissfords most eligible single has been seen with Clive, fingers interlocked, moony-eyed and giggly. He denied being a state registered chiropodist from New Zealand and revealed that he was in fact from North Hampshire and involved in oil. He did not appear to be Scottish (or Texan). It must be serious as they had been [...]
Ever eager to support the community that have made them so welcome since they arrived in Blissford the Hillsiders launched their illuminations on Wednesday. Unfortunately Claire Goose (Tina from BBC’s “Casualty” and John’s favourite pin-up ) was unexpectedly unavailable to perform the switching on ceremony so John had to do it himself! While admitting that [...]
After reading the report in last week’s B.V. – Re-fencing Drama – which itemised the whereabouts of every gazomper (sometimes referred to as bonker!) in the area – Hillsider John (whose two handed bonker got no mention!) wondered if a more formal register of useful facilities available for loan among other readers of the b.v. [...]
As of 13 December, Thomas Shepherd, owner of Shepline and e-publisher of the Blissford Voice Online (soon to be relaunched as BVToday), will take up his new position as Electronic Content QA Assistant at Blackwell Science Ltd, in Oxford. His main duties will be to ensure that Synergy, the online journal service is fully operational.
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Emergency fencing has failed to keep the Dexters in their correct field.
Where is the Colonel?
News just in. Out of concern for the Colonels safety, reporting restrictions were in place during his incarceration at the secret hide away in the Australian outback.
Two Caucasian females were seen speeding away from the Colonels hidden retreat in the early (would have been early but one is a decidedly slow starter) [...]
Charlie rang from Frogham to say hed collected his back B.Vs but was chagrined to see wed chalked the dead calf as Brook Farm on the Darnley Memorial. Hed like a ruling from the High Sheriff. Do you chalk any stock lost on your land regardless of ownership? or just your own stock. Who gets [...]
Our retired polo playing gentleman will no longer grace the fields of Mudmer in the Blissford Garden suburb. Gauchos last chukka has left Sarah bereft.
Music and symphony was the least of their worries at the last challenging rehearsal of the all Blissford Wassail Ensemble. It was the arrival of the strolling Hungarian Gypsy Lady with the violin and bells on her feet, still fresh from busking in downtown Fordingbridge during rush hour; that stirred the musicians to final frenzy. [...]
The Disseminator will be moved to Post Box Cottage for the festive season, so those seeking their news or wishing to leave copy should take note. Caution should attend anyone tarrying at the Post Box corner as the High Sheriffs eccentric herding techniques sometimes leave bystanders either at risk or exhausted. Favourite cousin Emilyn Claide [...]