Hopefully there will be a full farm tonight from 6:30 as Blissford Vale join to welcome Terry & Michael & family. Caution should be exercised by all arriving in the South field by tractor. Please dis-engage your hydraulics. Topping demos by arrangement.
Watch for special guest appearances!

The much delayed Blissford Village Trust cattle drive finally took place at dusk last Saturday. Miz Issy was able to make the arrangements to follow Jonno’s Roller Hockey match.
After some preparations (filling Kate’s horse box with hay) the three strong herd were led out into the great historic Drove way to Blissford Cross. “Steaks alive!” [...]

Our explorer team from Tas are back and there was a joyful reunion with Blissford’s Poet Laureate, sporting £150 worth of Vet’s intervention ( a feat to rival Button’s). Parking was at a premium at Boonoo Squared where Young Chris’s intriguing display of car parts, entitled “Blown Gasket” was open to be admired.

With the sudden collapse of Bagdad Falls, our own correspondent tells us that Mellors, Blissford’s Bio Tech expert; on high alert in the event of a So Damn Insane bug infestation, can now be stood down. Seen here with Chrissie Bunny at Kingfisher/Watersplash, in happier times, advising on slugs. Mellors is not is his real [...]

The High Sheriff was sporting her narely new Polo Ranger, a fearsome new mini-estate in black.
Be warned, the roar of the old white official car may be gone forever (or at least relegated to other duties like chicken cooping). Don’t wait for the distinctive high revving growl ( in the past sure evidence the High [...]

Dear Ed
Will there be a special car park for village 4WD Landies and Jap-crap in your field – you could organise a test for good 4WDs by selecting a difficult piece of terrain to park in or on – that way if the 4WD is worth its’ salt it should reach the designated parking area [...]

Dear Ed,
It seems that strange dark forces are abroad in Blissford – not only is the Great Bunny of Bliddissford wreaking havoc with local transport, but even the latest issue of the BV circulated on the 5th of April 2003 is dated 5/3/03…
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It has been brought to the attention of the Editorial Staff that despite the obvious distress it causes both our Foreign Correspondent from Hungerford and the Reclusive Web Genius (RWG); last weeks B.V. returned to its eccentric dating and numbering deviance, albeit, only as to date on this occasion.
It is proposed that an undated and [...]

Fresh from New Hall and Mr Beaumont’s surgery, Steve is walking a little stiffly. Issy was able to tend to him professionally before discharge. His cycling should be gently resumed.

This is an apparition which is said to be over six foot with a beak like a scythe. Neither Button nor Nelson were prepared to be interviewed and their vets have relied on professional discretion.
The Great Cockerle will have your head off while it clucks and scratches. People who have seen it close up and [...]