Volume 6

Right to Reply

Apr 19th, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 221, Volume 6

Further to assertions made in this week’s Blissford Voice about the lack of recent correspondence from the RWG, my client would like to assure the the good vale folk of Greater Blissford that he just living up to the “reclusive” nature that his name suggests. He is also keen to remind readers that any emails [...]



The Fully Dressed Chef: Cooking with Tractors

Apr 19th, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 221, Volume 6

Apparently there is great deal of interest locally in cooking with tractors. Now of course it will be difficult to give recipes suitable for all makes, but certainly these broad principles will work with the major brands like John Deere, Massey Ferguson and Fordson. You will need:

some swarfega, the big tub with the pump, as [...]



“I think the fondue pot came off around here!”

Apr 19th, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 221, Volume 6

Mad A did have plans to host a Tractor and Fondue party, but found she got too tired running and there seemed to be a significant risk of tripping and falling on your fondue fork. The Baron was concerned that that his pride and joy smelt more like a Welsh Rarebit than a Deere and [...]



BVT Herd Movements (Official)

Apr 19th, 2003 | By Editor | Category: Issue 221, Volume 6

Monday: After an attempt at Steep Hill the herd rested outside John and Penny’s and then aided by the staggered runway lights outside Springhill taxied down past Moorcroft to Blissford Cross, then settled for the night at Yewhurst lulling the inhabitants awake the next morning.
Tuesday: at dusk the boys were nose deep in Claire’s hedge [...]



Silk Cut Report

Apr 19th, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 221, Volume 6

There is no update from the High Herbalist who has now been in his cleverly concealed hide (its a mix of verbena and aloe) for three nights.



Yodelling Heard

Apr 19th, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 221, Volume 6

Rachel (from Treetopper Castle) was curious about the melodious yodelling heard from down the alp. It seemed to emanate from the Secret Coop at Hillside and she was curious to know why Penny was bringing substantial breaded veal meals out to the coop in the dark. Any news?



Great Ghosts of Blissford series #4: The Lost Schilehrer of Letch

Apr 19th, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 221, Volume 6

Said to have been kidnapped and brought to Blissford by over enthusiastic punters from lower Frogham during a ski break in the Alps, his lyrical “bendey zee neezies” can be heard wafting through the gatehouse at the Mount, where he was incarcerated below stairs, with the skis and boots; clad only in a pair of [...]



Village Festivities

Apr 12th, 2003 | By Editor | Category: Issue 220, Volume 6

Hopefully there will be a full farm tonight from 6:30 as Blissford Vale join to welcome Terry & Michael & family. Caution should be exercised by all arriving in the South field by tractor. Please dis-engage your hydraulics. Topping demos by arrangement.
Watch for special guest appearances!



Cattle Drive Latest

Apr 12th, 2003 | By Editor | Category: Issue 220, Volume 6

The much delayed Blissford Village Trust cattle drive finally took place at dusk last Saturday. Miz Issy was able to make the arrangements to follow Jonno’s Roller Hockey match.
After some preparations (filling Kate’s horse box with hay) the three strong herd were led out into the great historic Drove way to Blissford Cross. “Steaks alive!” [...]



Back From Tas

Apr 12th, 2003 | By Editor | Category: Issue 220, Volume 6

Our explorer team from Tas are back and there was a joyful reunion with Blissford’s Poet Laureate, sporting £150 worth of Vet’s intervention ( a feat to rival Button’s). Parking was at a premium at Boonoo Squared where Young Chris’s intriguing display of car parts, entitled “Blown Gasket” was open to be admired.